My Home's In Montana!

From today's Billings Gazette:

Laugh Lines:
So, God was showing the angels the different parts of the earth he was creating, what land would be covered in ice and what would be desert.
When he came to Montana and Wyoming, he said, "Ah these two states will be the most glorious places on earth. There will be beautiful mountains, clear and fish-filled rivers and people will be fun, hardworking and wonderful"
The angels gasped in wonder.
Finally one said, "What about balance, God? You said there would be balance."
God replied, "Wait until you see the idiots I'm putting around them."

Just as an aside, I was born in Wyoming and grew up mostly in Montana...so I've got that going for me.