Don't Squat on a Stolen Pot.

The title to this post may be slightly misleading since the article in question isn't actually a toilet but instead a urinal.
Apparently, a thief in London decided it would be a good idea to steal a urinal from a pub. Authorities believe that he may be a plumber trying to cut cost, and corners, by stealing the parts he needs. This theory is based on the fact that he did such an expert job of removing the urinal from the bathroom wall.

There he carefully removed a white urinal from the wall, stuffed it into a rucksack and was captured on closed circuit television walking out with the bulging sack on his back.

"He made a very, very expert job of dismantling it from the wall and turning the water off. A very professional job," landlord Alan Dreja said in a video posted on the Southampton Daily Echo newspaper's Web site.

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